One thing vampire children are taught is never run with a wooden stake.

Jack Handy

for the sake ,tobacco, I would do anything but die.

Charles Lamb

Everyone thinks of changing the world.No one thinks of changing him/herself.
Leo tolestoy

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Metaphoric euphemism

A euphemism is an expression in which you avoid saying something unpleasant and reword it to make pleasant.

Examples:

Terminological inexactitude=lie
Shortening the front line=retreating from the battlefield
To be deprived of ones side=to be blind
Someone who is an under-achiever=an idler or  stupid person
The under developed countries=poor countries
The underprivileged=the poor
To translate the truth=to lie
Someone whose actions are incompatible with their diplomatic duties=a spy
Someone who is eating for two=a pregnant woman
Under extreme physical duress=under torture
Someone who is undergoing corrective training=a political prisoner
To depart from this life=to die,pass away